Ever noticed how people get weirdly defensive about their favourite coaster?
It’s never just “I like it.”
It’s “No, you don’t understand — it’s elite.”
Your go-to ride says more about you than you think. Are you a chaos gremlin? A speed demon? A storytelling romantic? Let’s find out…
The Smiler – Chaos Is Your Comfort Zone
At Alton Towers.
You:
- Thrive under pressure
- Say yes to everything
- Treat mild stress as a personality trait
Fourteen inversions? Light work. So is your to-do list.
Stealth – Instant Gratification Energy
At Thorpe Park.
You:
- Hate waiting
- Love bold decisions
- Skip intros on Netflix
You want results. Immediately.
Wicker Man – The Vibe Curator
At Alton Towers.
You:
- Care about atmosphere
- Appreciate storytelling
- Think the pre-show matters
Stats are cool. But mood is everything.
Icon – Calm but Competitive
You:
- Keep it smooth
- Deliver consistently
- Quietly aim to win
Understated. Powerful. Slightly smug.
Nemesis Reborn – Fiercely Loyal
At Alton Towers.
You:
- Feel deeply
- Hold strong opinions
- Defend your favourites passionately
Intensity is your comfort zone.
Hyperia – Big Goal Energy
At Thorpe Park.
You:
- Dream big
- Aim high
- Love record-breaking moments
Go big or go home.
Oblivion – Suspense Specialist
At Alton Towers.
You:
- Overthink
- Anticipate everything
- Live for dramatic pauses
The tension is the thrill.
The Swarm – Proudly Different
At Thorpe Park.
You:
- Value individuality
- Love a unique angle
- Enjoy being “that person”
Different is better.
Colossus – Built Tough
At Thorpe Park.
You:
- Respect endurance
- Push through discomfort
- Think people exaggerate
You survived the headbanging era.
Galactica – The Escapist
At Alton Towers.
You:
- Daydream often
- Prefer smooth thrills
- Like feeling weightless
You’re here to float, not fight.
Rita – Launch First, Think Later
At Alton Towers.
You:
- Start strong
- Love quick wins
- Act before overthinking
Momentum > planning.
The Big One – Legacy Lover
You:
- Appreciate history
- Stick with classics
- Believe originals matter
Respect your elders (and your coasters).
SAW – The Ride – The Drama Enthusiast
At Thorpe Park.
You:
- Have a dark sense of humour
- Like intensity
- Say you hate drama (you don’t)
Themed chaos? Perfect.
Mandrill Mayhem – Organised Wildcard
At Chessington World of Adventures.
You:
- Adapt quickly
- Like surprises
- Keep people guessing
Unpredictable, but calculated.
Grand National – Competitive Core
At Blackpool Pleasure Beach.
You:
- Turn everything into a race
- Love shared thrills
- Are “friendly” competitive
It’s not personal. It’s just winning.
Dragon’s Fury – Chaos Gremlin
At Chessington World of Adventures.
You:
- Embrace randomness
- Laugh at stress
- Bring unpredictable energy
No two rides are the same. Neither are you.
The Odyssey – Underrated Favourite
At Fantasy Island.
You:
- Root for underdogs
- Love hidden gems
- Say “it’s actually really good” a lot
You enjoy surprising people.
Kumali – Compact but Fierce
At Flamingo Land.
You:
- Don’t need to be the biggest
- Pack power into small moments
- Surprise people
Quiet confidence.
Gold Rush – Family Thrill Royalty
At Drayton Manor.
You:
- Love variety
- Appreciate clever design
- Want thrills without total chaos
You’re adventurous… but sensible. You’ll try something new — but you’ve read the reviews first.
Storm Chaser – Spinning Chaos Energy
At Paultons Park.
You:
- Embrace unpredictability
- Love controlled madness
- Laugh when things get wild
You say “I’m fine” while spinning uncontrollably — and mean it.
Just So We’re Clear…
This is entirely for fun. Not science. Not psychology. Not a formal personality assessment. Your favourite roller coaster does not define your personality, emotional stability, career path, or future success. But if Hero is your favourite… we are slightly concerned about your chaos tolerance. Lovingly, of course.
